Funny Parent Wood Sign: "I am not your friend" Distressed Decor (12x36)

$65.00



Approximately 12"x36", stained in gunstock and painted with black paint or red mahogany stain with ivory paint. This sign, along with all of our other signs, are made to order. We start with brand new pine, and then it gets distressed by hand, stained, painted, and then finished with an interior gloss. D-Ring hangers are screwed in on the back for easy hanging on your wall. If you would like anything custom added to this sign, please feel free to let us know, and we can make that happen for you.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

4 weeks

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

Returns & exchanges not accepted

But please contact me if you have problems with your order

I gladly accept exchanges and cancellations

Request a cancellation within: 2 days of purchase

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

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