I am not your friend, i am your parent

$51.00



Approximately 12"x36", stained in gunstock and painted with black paint or red mahogany stain with ivory paint. This sign, along with all of our other signs, are made to order. We start with brand new pine, and then it gets distressed by hand, stained, painted, and then finished with an interior gloss. D-Ring hangers are screwed in on the back for easy hanging on your wall. If you would like anything custom added to this sign, please feel free to let us know, and we can make that happen for you.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 weeks

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept exchanges and cancellations

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

Request a cancellation within: 2 days of purchase

I don't accept returns

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

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